10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear At Your Book Launch Party

Lindsay Schopfer
2 min readMay 31, 2022

1. I’m pretty sure I’ve already read this book.

2. Do you have any books for sale that you didn’t write?

3. I gave your book a one-star rating. My plan is to add stars to keep track of my reading progress. I’ll get started on it as soon as I finish the rest of my reading pile.

4. I wouldn’t want to buy a book and reduce your inventory.

5. Do you mind if I sell some of my books here too? I’ve got a box in my car.

6. I’m going to wait to buy the book until I know whether I won one in the drawing. Oh, the drawing’s over? Well, then I’ll wait to see if I win one at the next launch party.

7. I hope you don’t do a reading.

8. Is your protagonist a 37-year-old female who owns two cats and sells makeover kits and homemade jewelry? No? Then how am I supposed to relate to them?

9. I’m not sure if I want an autograph or not. Do you know what it will do to the resale value?

10. When’s your next book coming out?

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Christine Herbert, Michele Cacano, Jason Jenkins, Jessica Mormann, Naltath, and Jo Sal.

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Originally published at https://lindsayschopfer.com on May 31, 2022.

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Lindsay Schopfer

Lindsay Schopfer is the award-winning fantasy author of "The Adventures of Keltin Moore" and a top-rated creative writing instructor.